Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Villains We Missed

Villains come and villains go, but their evil deeds last forever. As the 2009 Villainy awards end, we eagerly await next years nominees. The job of villainy is hard one, full of toil and little reward. Insurance doesn’t cover planet destroying lasers, and it can be difficult to get good help to rule the world.

Bare in mind, most of these villains could be brought back in a completely ret-conish way, and many have them have defied repeated flat lining in the past.


The Master





The time lord that wouldn’t die. The alien has gone past his original cadre of bodies (13 to be exact) and now rumor has it he’ll be back for the 10th doctors exit. Status: Presumed Dead


Megatron

The OG of robotic overlords, the bot has had a few different death blows struck against him… yet he keeps on trucking. Maybe people just prefer him over Galvatron? But you gotta love a guy that can turn into a gun. Status: Alive (in the movie)





Starscream

He whines, he complains, he turns yellow like a school bus, and he’s a traitor to everyone except himself. Why do we like Starscream? Because he’s a true cad, and at least he’s true to himself. Status: Alive (in the movie)




Cromartie – T888



I know I know, T:SCC is just past it’s post mortem, but this show gave us some great characters, none more menacing I think then Cromartie. He just kept coming. I mean he was fried and Decapitated and kept on ticking.
If Skynet made a car

I’d buy it, shortly after it tries to kill me. Status: Dead










Evil Cameron


Whats scarier then Summer Glau as a Terminator? Summer Glau as a Terminator coming to kill you…that’s what. Status: Dormant inside Camerons chip lost in the future, and doomed from cancellation…sigh.

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